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posted 5 months ago

I’m pregnant.

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posted 5 months ago

Even Robin and Barney aren’t together. Life sucks.

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posted 6 months ago

”Sometimes hours can feel like mintues and sometimes, a single second can last a lifetime” 

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posted 9 months ago

Robin: I can’t stand all these jokes about me crying. If I pretend to reveal
that you were the one who cried, will you go along with it?

Barney: Sure.

Robin: I made a mistake letting you go, didn’t I? Your penis is enormous.